BAG NEEDS A LAWYERUnofficial proceedings · File 001
THE PEOPLE V. THE BAG

BAG NEEDS
A LAWYER.

The bag denies buying itself.

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01. Aggravated confidence at the top
PROSECUTION

“It looked strong for six minutes.”

THE BAG

“I was sitting on the floor. You clicked buy.”

02. Failure to read the room
PROSECUTION

The defendant ignored every warning sign.

THE BAG

“I am a bag. The signs were for you.”

03. Conspiracy to call it a long-term hold
PROSECUTION

The phrase appeared immediately after a red candle.

THE BAG

“I requested counsel immediately after.”

04. Possession of a screenshot from the top
PROSECUTION

A crop of a green number was found in the group chat.

THE BAG

“You posted it with three fire emojis.”

THE JURY
IS STILL
HOLDING.

Write your own charge, draw your own bag, make the defence even shorter. The character works when someone else gets to put it on trial.

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